"\"After the Iranian rescue fiasco, Zbigniew Brzezinski may go back to being an eye chart.\"\n\t--Rich Little"
"\"I don't like clever watches--I just want to know how late I am.\"\n\t--Andy Rooney"
"\"...and add one cup of milk, or, if you're very thin, you could use one cup of cream.\"\n\t--Julia Child"
"\"Men in armor, light your chandeliers!\"\t--??, \"The Band Wagon\""
"\"Being a community-spirited person in that place [Berkeley] is like flirting with a rapist.\"\n\t--Jim Morris"
"\"The Radisson Muehlebach Hotel, in the heart of downtown Kansas City, provides the amenities that have been the Muehlebach's trademark throughout its long history.\"\n\t--ACM conference brochure"
"\"Frankly, Leo, I don't give a damn.\"\t--Warren Teitelman (After Leo found Rhett Butler in \n\t--a directory of Hertz Fellows.)"
"\"Panic second.\"\t--Severo Ornstein"
"\"For centuries, Western science has been sweeping magic under the rug.  So now there's this big hump in the middle of the rug.\"\t--??, \"Evening Magazine\""
"\"It's getting so I hang my brains up with my various hats.\"\n\t--Dan Swinehart"
"\"My idea of a good time is data on the Bmux in time to do arithmetic.\"\n\t--Gene McDaniel, Dorado microcoder extraordinaire"
"\"It looks like Mickey Mouse is getting the upper hand.\"\n\t--Jim Morris (contemplating the official Xerox Outside Submissions Program)"
"\"It would have been quite embarrassing if someone had pointed this out to Ptolemy.\"\n\t--Bill Gosper"
"\"Yamaha not only makes motorcycles, they also make three-wheelers.\"\n\t--Severo Ornstein (referring to grand pianos)"
"\"And it's Chopin, so you don't argue...all he's trying to tell you is if you bang hard on these notes, it'll sound good.\"\t--Severo Ornstein"
"\"Computer Science isn't what it used to be.\"\t--Lyle Ramshaw (contemplating a recent issue of Computing\n\t--Surveys)"
"\"I'm running the diagnostics to find out whether I've got a Dorado or a hot rock.\"\n\t--Charlie Sosinski"
"\"One man's tarpit is another man's Jacuzzi.\"\t--Butler Lampson"
"\"You tell me what I mean and then answer my question.\"\n\t--Henry Thompson to Butler Lampson"
"\"I'm convinced that the only reason anybody ever does anything is unfounded optimism.\"\n\t--Ed McCreight"
"\"Must we ride in that? Wouldn't we be more comfortable on pogo sticks?\"\n\t--??, \"Philadelphia Story\""
"\"To hardly know him is to know him well.\"\t--Cary Grant, \"Philadelphia Story\""
"\"In summary, the major feature of the DTC language is its built-in control structures, which are both structured and controlled.\"\n\t--Hammer,  et al., CACM,  Nov. 1977, p. 839"
"\"How can you tell [that Bruce Nelson has arrived]?  Footprints on the ceiling?\"\n\t--Brian Reid"
"\"Boring?  All he has to say is 'hello' and I can barely keep my eyes open.\"\n\t--Maurice Chevalier, \"Gigi\""
"\"Down with humility!\"\t--Butler Lampson"
"\"...and today we're into a Thursday, which means we're over El Humpo...\"\n\t--Bi-lingual news"
"\"She can't act, she can't sing, and she can't dance--a triple threat.\"\n\t--Donald O'Connor,  \"Singin' in the Rain\""
"\"If the people across the North of the country aren't complaining about the weather today, it may be because their jaws are frozen.\"\n\t--Morning news"
"\"Parsing was the Vietnam of computer science.\"\n\t--Jim Morris"
"\"What are you designing, a database or a Boy Scout?\"\n\t--Jim Morris"
"\"Hey Joe--get me a tarantula.\"\t--Gene Kelly, \"Singin' in the Rain\""
"\"Why are you letting the tail wag the dog?\"  --Henry Thompson       \"Because it's bigger.\"  --Mike Schroeder"
"\"Say this picket fence is your teeth.\"\t--TV commercial"
"\"The trouble with paper designs is you don't get bloody enough.\"\n\t--Butler Lampson"
"\"Once you've got Butler on your tail, it's like a heat-seeking missile.\"\n\t--Warren Teitelman"
"\"That's the one exception.\"\t--Ken Pier"
"\"What's your source?  Are you just guessing?\"  --Bob Taylor      \"Well...you could call it that.\"  --Butler Lampson"
"\"You know, Austrians have funny names, let's face it.\"\n\t--Karl Hass (referring to Dittersdorf)"
"\"You gotta have a stone to even think of squeezing blood.\"\n\t--Severo Ornstein"
"\"'Al's Motel'?  Sounds like the kind of place where you bring your own lightbulbs.\"\n\t--Cary Grant, \"A Touch of Mink\""
"\"8 plus 7 is F.\"\t--Ed McCreight"
"\"...an artist whose work you deserve to have in your home...\"\n\t--TV commercial"
"\"Twentieth century?  Why, I could pick a century out of a hat--blindfolded!--and get a better one!\"\n\t--??, \"Sabrina\""
"\"Well, at least you're taking it lying down.\"\t--Donald O'Connor,  \"Singin' in the Rain\""
"\"What's a spline?\"\t--Warren Teitelman"
"\"He writes code with both hands and both feet.\"\t--Roy Levin"
"\"The great thing about Altos is they don't run faster if you come in at night.\"\n\t--Jim Morris"
"\"How bad can something be that only has two pages of control?\"\n\t--Butler Lampson\n\t--(referring to the Dorado C board)"
"\"Why, that's...arson!\"\t--Jean Harlow, \"Libeled Lady\"\n\t--(she meant bigamy)"
"\"You were swapping your ass off...so to speak.\"\n\t--Jim Morris, to Howard Sturgis"
"\"It's only one call.\"\t--Ed McCreight"
"\"That takes a lot of gall.\"  --Bob Taylor        \"I have a lot of gall.\"  --Butler Lampson"
"\"I didn't get to any A's today.\"\t--Dan Swinehart"
"\"That scares me, that we agree.\"\t--Warren Teitelman, to Howard Sturgis"
"\"Reseating boards is the technological equivalent of rubbing the skulls of the ancestors.\"\t--John Ousterhout\n"
"\"Well, what are cycles for?\"  --Dan Swinehart       \"Double precision floating point division.\"  --Larry Stewart"
"\"I only call a paper great if I can dance to it.\"\t-- Russ Atkinson\""
"\"Software is hard.\"  -- Lyle Ramshaw"
"\"It costs extra to carve 'SCHMUCK' on a tombstone, but in your case it will be worth it.\"\t-- Greta, \"The Competition\""
"\"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!\"\n\t--the Wizard"
"\"I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore...\"\n\t--Dorothy"