"You will never see this fortune from me.                         "
"You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.           "
"Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner."
"Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius."
"Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.             "
"It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do."
"Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long."
"People will buy anything that's one to a customer.           "
"Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.            "
"Life is like a balloon, the more you put in the more you get out, but too much..."
"There are three things I have always loved and never understood - art, music, and women."
"When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them."
"You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.             "
"Your favorite movie star will be touring Stanford, see you, and fall in love with you."
"You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite."
"He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet."
"Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.                   "
"Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years."
"Reputation:  what others are not thinking about you.               "
"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."
"To keep your friends treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often."
"You are a bundle of energy always on the go.                "
"You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself."
"You will be given a post of trust and responsibility."
"Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.              "
"A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.              "
"Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.                  "
"How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent."
"Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone."
"Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him."
"She's learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words."
"It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten."
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone."
"Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship.                 "
"Recent investments will yield a slight profit.              "
"The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book."
"To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent."
"Words must be weighed, not counted.                        "
"You have an ability to sense and know higher truth."
"You will be awarded some great honor.                      "
"You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.       "
"A stitch in time saves nine.                               "
"A mere hawk is an eagle among crows.                         "
"His heart was yours from the first moment that you met."
"Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again."
"Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.                 "
"Satire is what closes in New Haven.                     "
"The heart is wiser than the intellect.                    "
"To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.                   "
"You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend."
"You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationship."
"You will be married within a year.                     "
"Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life."
"Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth."
"Every purchase has its price.                          "
"If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of your ability."
"Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.            "
"Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature."
"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all."
"The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes."
"Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy."
"You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward."
"You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop."
"You will be successful in love.                      "
"Ignore all previous fortunes.                           "
"Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon."
"Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.       "
"Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you."
"It is Fortune, not wisdom that rules man's life.           "
"Make a wish, it might come true.                               "
"Old men give good advice to console themselves for their inability to give bad examples."
"Someone is speaking well of you.                           "
"The universe is laughing behind your back.                      "
"Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.            "
"Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response."
"The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn't."
"Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses, but it depends a lot on the frames."
"True happiness will be found only in true love.                 "
"You are heading for a land of sunshine.                        "
"You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.        "
"If you want to leave your footprints in the sands of time, wear workboots."
"You will be singled out for promotion in your work.               "
"You are obnoxious, abominable, and have a live chicken in your underwear."
"Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true."
"An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it."
"Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.                  "
"If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend."
"Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.                     "
"Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than illumination."
"Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.                      "
"The time is right to make new friends.                           "
"We prefer to speak evil of ourselves than not speak of ourselves at all."
"You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty.            "
"Creditors have much better memories than debtors.                "
"He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.                     "
"Cheer up, your ideal lover is waiting for you around the corner."
"It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag."
"Matrimony is the root of all evil.                               "
"Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword."
"The Weed of Crime bears bitter fruit.                          "
"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear."
"The biggest problems on this system are forking and getting serviced."
"Ah!  What a sauce!  I would eat my own father with such a sauce."
"Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes."
"You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex."
"You will always have good luck in your personal affairs."
"You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates."
"A guy has to get fresh once in a while so the girl doesn't lose her confidence."
"Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted."
"He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else."
"It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things."
"Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure."
"Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth."
"Dessert without cheese is like a pretty girl with only one eye."
"The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."
"There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me."
"Words are the voice of the heart.                                  "
"You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact."
"You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone."
"You will step on the soil of many countries.             "
"You will soil on the steps of many countries.              "
"A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.                "
"Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May."
"He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke."
"Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage."
"My cup hath runneth'd over with love.                  "
"Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.            "
"The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep."
"To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools."
"You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend."
"You have an unusual equipment for success.  Be sure to use it properly."
"You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause."
"Your domestic life may be harmonious.                 "
"A wise man can see more from the top of a mountain than a fool can from the bottom of a well."
"Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark."
"If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.  Quit work and play for once!"
"Lonely is a man without love.                                  "
"We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears."
"You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with earth is concerned."
"You love peace.                                  "
"You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.      "
"Your present plans will be successful.                 "
"Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.            "
"Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals."
"It is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we love."
"Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.                "
"People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them."
"Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you."
"There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream."
"What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency."
"You enjoy the company of other people.                        "
"You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution."
"You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you."
"Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it."
"You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances."
"You will be surrounded by luxury.                       "
"Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world."
"Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life."
"From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance."
"It is easier to run down a hill than up one.                 "
"Man and wife make one fool.                         "
"Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an elephant."
"Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow."
"There are more old drunkards than old doctors."
"What orators lack in depth they make up in length."
"You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy."
"You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems."
"You will have long and healthy life.                    "
"Your temporary financial embarassment will be relieved in a surprising manner."
"Courage is your greatest present need.                 "
"Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion."
"It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree."
"Many pages make a thick book.                       "
"Preserve the old, but know the new.                 "
"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."
"There is always someone worse off than yourself.         "
"When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it."
"You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy."
"You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.          "
"You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally."
"A gift of flowers will soon be made to you.            "
"Domestic happiness and faithful friends.                 "
"He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals."
"It's a poor workman who blames his tools.            "
"Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate."
"Put your trust in those who are worthy.            "
"The best prophet of the future is the past.          "
"There's at least one fool in every married couple."
"Without fools there would be no wisdom.            "
"You have a truly strong individuality.                 "
"You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant."
"You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life."
"Man without God is like a fish without a bicycle."
"Economy makes men independent.                      "
"You will inherit some money or a small piece of land."
"A cow eats without a knife.                       "
"Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face."
"He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap."
"It takes both a weapon, and two people, to commit a murder."
"Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca."
"Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust."
"The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive."
"There will be big changes for you but you will be happy."
"With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best."
"You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first."
"You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home."
"You will receive a legacy which will place you above want."
"A king's castle is his home.                          "
"Don't get yourself involved with persons or situations that can't bear inspection."
"He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last."
"The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others."
"Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official."
"You are going to have a new love affair.              "
"You have been selected for a secret mission.            "
"You will be recognized and honored as a community leader."
"Your lover will never wish to leave you.                  "
"Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.                "
"Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment."
"If you suspect a man, don't employ him.                  "
"Love is in the offing.  Be affectionate to one who adores you."
"Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal."
"Some men are discovered; others are found out."
"The star of riches is shining upon you.                   "
"Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you."
"You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery."
"You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact."
"You will be surprised by a loud noise.                   "
"Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments."
"Be interested in the future; you will spend the rest of your life there."
"Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth."
"It is better to wear out than to rust out.              "
"Make new friends but keep the old ones;  One is silver and the other's gold."
"One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true."
"Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.               "
"The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf."
"What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is that they think themselves cleverer than we are."
"You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.          "
"You love your home and want it to be beautiful.               "