"Hackers do it top down."
"Hackers do it bottom up."
"Hackers get overlaid."
"Hackers stay up longer. -- TVR"
"Hackers have high bawd rates. -- BVM"
"Hackers avoid deadly embrace. -- BVM"
"Hackers do it without proof of termination. -- CCG"
"Hackers have faster access routines. -- ACS"
"Hackers have high bod rates."
"Hackers have good hardware."
"Hackers use good hardware."
"Hackers use better hardware."
"Hackers have better software tools."
"Hackers do it digitally."
"Hackers take big bytes."
"Programmers do it byte by byte. -- CSU"
"Promiscuous hackers share resources."
"Hackers do it in the microcode."
"Hackers do it with quick sorts."
"Pacific Northwest hackers do it with n loggin' sorts."
"Hackers do it with insertion sorts."
"Hackers do it with UNIX."
"Hackers simulate it."
"Keep on hackin'."
"Hackers do it interactively. -- RAK"
"Hackers do it with computers. -- RAK"
"Hackers do it iteratively. -- DBG"
"Hackers make it quick. -- JOS"
"All a hacker needs is a tight PUSHJ, a loose pair of UUOs, and a warm place to shift. -- RPG"
"Hackers get off on tight loops. -- RPG"
"Promiscuous hacker's pastime:  increment pointer and deposit byte. -- RPG"
"Hackers waterbed orgy:  unnormalized floating multiply. -- RPG"
"Swinging hackers Move Swapped. -- RPG"
"Frustrated hackers use self-modifying infinite perversion. -- RPG"
"Hackers have fast response time. -- RPG"
"Hackers want fast response time."
"Perverted hackers do it with POPs. -- RPG"
"Hackers know all the right MOVs. -- UCL"
"Hackers stay logged in longer. -- UCL"
"Hackers are I/O experts. -- UCL"
"Hackers do it in trees. -- CMU"
"Hackers do it in stacks. -- CMU"
"Hackers do it at link time. -- CMU"
"Hackers do it bug-free. -- CMU"
"Hackers do it discretely. -- CMU"
"Hackers do it by the numbers. -- CMU"
"Hackers do it a little bit. -- CMU"
"Hackers do it automatically. -- CMU"
"Hackers do it in SEXTRAN. -- CMU"
"Hackers do it in O(n log n). -- CMU"
"Hackers do it all night long. -- CMU"
"Hackers do it in the software. -- CMU"
"Hackers do it with DDT. -- CMU"
"Hackers have it where it counts. -- MRC"
"Hackers know what to diddle. -- MRC"
"Structured programmers DO it OD. -- CMU"
"LOTS hackers do it sloooooooowwwwwwwwllllllllyyyyyyyy. -- DPB"
"Simulation hackers do it with models. -- RP"
"Hackers do it locally (or globally). -- RP"
"Hackers do it in less space. -- RP"
"Hackers do it with fewer instructions. -- RP"
"Hackers do it faster. -- RP"
"Hackers do it in two states. -- RP"
"Hackers do it during downtime. -- RP"
"Hackers do it during PM. -- RP"
"Hackers do it in loops. -- RP"
"Hackers do it without arguments. -- RP"
"Hackers do it in parallel. -- RP"
"Hackers do it with interrupts. -- RP"
"Hackers do it sequentially. -- RP"
"Hackers do it with high priority. -- RP"
"Hackers do it with side effects. -- RP"
"Hackers do it with bugs. -- RP"
"Hackers do it reentrantly. -- RP"
"Hackers do it immediately. -- RP"
"Hackers do it indirectly. -- RP"
"Hackers do it with words. -- RP"
"Hackers do it recursively. -- RP"
"Hackers do it efficiently. -- RP"
"Hackers do it graphically. -- RP"
"Hackers do it randomly. -- RP"
"Hackers do it with slaves. -- RP"
"Hackers do it synchronously. -- RP"
"Hackers do it with characters. -- RP"
"Hackers do it conditionally. -- RP"
"Hackers do it relocatably. -- RP"
"Hackers do it absolutely. -- RP"
"Hackers do it in dumps. -- RP"
"Hackers multiply with stars. -- RP"
"Hackers discover the powers of two. -- RP"
"Hackers know the powers of two."
"Hackers appreciate virtual dresses. -- JOS"
"Hackers do it without a net. -- JOS"
"Hackers do it detached. -- JOS"
"Hackers do it attached. -- JOS"
"Hackers do it in batches. -- JOS"
"Hackers do it with editors. -- JOS"
"Hackers do it with key strokes. -- JOS"
"Hackers do it concurrently. -- JOS"
"Hackers do it with phantoms. -- JOS"
"Hackers do it with demons. -- JOS"
"Hackers do it without protection. -- JOS"
"Hackers do it in libraries. -- JOS"
"Hackers do it in a HRRI. -- JOS"
"Hackers do it loaded. -- JOS"
"Hackers do it with recursive descent. -- JOS"
"Hackers do it with interrupts disabled. -- JEF"
"Gutsy hackers do it with interrupts disabled. -- DAV"
"Safe hackers do it with interrupts enabled. -- DAV"
"Hackers get more out of TTYs. -- HL"
"Every little bit counts.  (Rutgers men's room graffito) -- RUT"
"Hackers' sex lives are event driven. -- DT"
"Hackers use a joystick. -- DT"
"Come SAIL with me. -- DT"
"Toggle my bits. -- DT"
"Kiss my bits. -- DT"
"Tail recursion can be fun. -- DT"
"Random access is immoral. -- DT"
"I love your floppies. -- DT"
"Suck my DEC. -- DT"
"Hacking is JRSTing off. -- DT"
"Sit in my LAP. -- DT"
"BEGIN \"the Beguine\";"
"Hacking is a terminal illness."
"Hackers are terminal bangers."
"ALGOL is an English-like language."
"Hey ma, what's for SUBR?"
"AI hackers do it depth first."
"AI hackers do it breast first. -- DBG"
"AI hackers do it with rules. -- JOS"
"AI hackers do it with robots. -- JOS"
"AI hackers do it robotically."
"AI hackers make a big production out of it."
"AI hackers do it artificially. -- KQB"
"LISP hackers are thweet. -- MRC"
"LISP hackers do it in cars. -- ML"
"LISP hackers get it together with cons."
"The lambda the free and the home of the brave."
"System hackers swap on demand."
"System hackers do it with bare machines."
"System hackers keep it up longer. -- ACS"
"System hackers get it up quicker. -- UCL"
"System hackers are always ready. -- MRC"
"System hackers know where to poke. -- MRC"
"Systems have black boxes. -- JOS"
"Systems go down on their hackers. -- BLF"
"Wizards do it with magic. -- RAH"
"Wizards do it magically. -- RAH"
"Network hackers know how to communicate. -- MRC"
"Network hackers do it with IMPs. -- JEF"
"Network hackers use their TIP."
"Ignorance is BLISS."
"BLISS is ignorance."
"Computer operators mount magnetic tapes. -- KQB"
"Hardware hackers have sensitive probes."
"Hardware hackers do it with emitter-coupled logic. -- DBG"
"Hardware hackers do it closely coupled."
"Hardware hackers have faster rise times. -- SF"
"Hardware hackers are a charge. -- MRC"
"Hardware hackers do it on a bus. -- CMU"
"Hardware hackers do it with bus drivers. -- RP"
"Hardware hackers do it with power. -- RP"
"Hardware hackers do it with charge. -- RP"
"Hardware hackers do it electrically. -- RP"
"Hardware hackers do it noisily. -- RP"
"Hardware hackers do it intermittently. -- RP"
"Hardware hackers do it with resistance. -- RP"
"S/M bisexual hacker:  a master-slave flip-flop. -- RPG"
"Hardware hackers do it with AC and DC."
"Hardware hackers do it with male connectors."
"Hardware hackers do it with connections. -- JOS"
"Hardware hackers do it with maximum ratings. -- JOS"
"Hardware hackers do it with transceivers. -- JOS"
"Hardware hackers do it over a wide temperature range. -- JOS"
"Hardware hackers do it with female banana plugs. -- JOS"
"Hardware hackers do it with uncommon emitters into open collectors. -- JOS"
"Hardware hackers do it until it Hertz. -- KQB"
"Hardware hackers use one-shot multivibrators. -- DT"
"Music hackers do it audibly. -- BVM"
"Music hackers do it with their organs. -- CMU"
"Music hackers want to do it in realtime. -- JOS"
"Music hackers do it in scores. -- JOS"
"Music hackers do it at 3 am. -- JOS"
"Music hackers do it with more movements. -- JOS"
"Music hackers do it in concert."
"SAIL hackers have high service levels. -- JOS"
"SAIL hackers do it with [Control]. -- JOS"
"Mathematicians do it in fields. -- CMU"
"Mathematicians take it to the limit. -- CMU"
"Mathematicians do it symmetrically. -- RP"
"Mathematicians do it functionally. -- RP"
"Mathematicians do it with relations. -- RP"
"Mathematicians do it partially. -- RP"
"Mathematicians do it totally. -- RP"
"Mathematicians do it variably. -- RP"
"Mathematicians do it constantly. -- RP"
"Mathematicians do it with rings. -- RP"
"Mathematicians do it in groups. -- RP"
"Mathematicians do it homologically. -- RP"
"Mathematicians do it reflexively. -- RP"
"Mathematicians do it associatively. -- RP"
"Mathematicians do it commutatively. -- RP"
"Mathematicians do it transitively. -- RP"
"Mathematicians do it transcendentally. -- RP"
"Mathematicians do it in theory. -- JOS"
"Mathematicians do it on smooth contours. -- JOS"
"Mathematicians do it with a Minkowski sausage. -- JOS"
"Mathematicians do it with their real parts. -- JOS"
"Mathematicians do it with imaginary parts. -- JOS"
"Mathematicians do it with odd functions. -- JOS"
"Mathematicians do it over an open unmeasurable interval. -- JOS"
"Mathematicians do it with prime roots. -- JOS"
"Mathematicians do it with Nobel's wife. -- JOS"
"Logicians do it or they do not do it. -- KQB"
"Logicians pee or not pee."
"Set theorists do it with cardinals. -- RP"
"Geometers do it constructively. -- RP"
"Topologists do it regularly. -- RP"
"Topologists do it completely. -- RP"
"Topologists do it homomorphically. -- RP"
"Statisticians probably do it. -- CMU"
"Statisticians do it with 95% confidence. -- CMU"
"Statisticians do it with two-tail T tests. -- LIS"
"Professors do it with class. -- JOS"
"Graduate students do it with a lot of BS. -- KQB"
"Hackers don't do it--they're hacking all the time. -- CMU"
"Physicists do it with their vectors"
"Physicists do it with charm"
"Physicists do it strangely"
"Physicists do it magnetically"
"Physicists do it attractively"
"Physicists do it repulsively"
"Physicists do it particularly"
"Physicists do it in waves"
"Physicists do it energetically"
"Physicists do it with black bodies"
"Physicists do it in black holes"
"Physicists get a big bang."
"Thermodynamicists do it with heat."
"Thermodynamicists do it reversibly (or irreversibly)."
"Astronomers do it with stars."
"Astronauts do it in orbit."
"Meteorologists do it unpredictably."
"Geologists do it to get their rocks off."
"Zoologists do it like animals."
"Zoologists do it with animals."
"Engineers do it in practice."
"Engineers do it to a first order approximation."
"Engineers do it any way they can."
"Nuclear engineers do it in fluidized beds."
"Civil engineers do it in the dirt."
"Chemical engineers do it in packed beds."
"Metallurgists do it in the street."
"Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning."
"Radiologists do it with high frequency."
"Cardiologists do it lightheartedly."
"Cardiologists do it halfheartedly."
"Psychiatrists do it on the couch."
"Dentists do it with filling."
"Pharmacologists do it by prescription."
"Anesthetists do it in their sleep."
"Philosophers do it for pure reasons."
"Economists do it with indifference."
"Bankers do it with interest (penalty for early withdrawal)."
"Stockbrokers do it over the counter."
"Stockholders do it by proxy."
"Lawyers do it with clause."
"Politicians do it to everyone."
"Diplomats do it around the world."
"Building inspectors do it under the table."
"Landlords do it every month."
"Plumbers do it with plumber's friends."
"Truck drivers do it in overdrive."
"Welders do it in all positions."
"Sergeants do it privately."
"Chefs do it for dessert."
"Bakers say it with flours."
"Auto makers do it with standard equipment (or optional equipment)."
"Test makers do it sometimes/always/never."
"Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets."
"Semanticists do it with meaning."
"Linguists do it with tongues."
"English majors do it with style."
"Librarians do it by the book."
"Genealogists do it in the trees."
"Reporters do it for a story."
"Cartoonists do it with just a few good strokes."
"Comedians do it for a laugh."
"Pantomimists do it silently."
"Models do it beautifully."
"Stagehands do it on cue."
"Typists do it with key strokes."
"Cheerleaders do it enthusiastically."
"Football players do it offensively/defensively."
"Tennis players do it for love."
"Chess players do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates."
"Chess players do it en passant."
"Chess players open by the book."
"Chess players do it with knight moves."
"Mountain climbers do it by the ropes."
"Gymnasts do it with a horse."
"Glider pilots keep it up longer."
"Existentialists do it alone."
"Procrastinators do it tomorrow."
"Yogis do it on their heads."
"Gamblers do it on a hunch."
"Communists do it without class."
"Pessimists do it worst."
"Klutzes do it accidentally."
"The pope does it with bulls."
"Nuns do it by habit."
"Evangelists do it with Him watching."
"Crest users do it with 47% fewer cavities."